Paris, France

Ah! Paris! Les femmes, le fromage et le vin!

What a trip it was. Those beautiful girls everywhere stroking my ears, that smelly cheese, those amazing wines... I even liked grumpy Parisians who pretend they don't speak a word of English. "I love rien, I'm parisien", as they say!

But France, believe it or not, can also be very dangerous... This "lapin à la moutarde" on the menu still makes me shudder: "Rabbit in mustard sauce"... That can't be food!

Anyway, here I am at the Eiffel tower with a very sweet girl I picked up on the Champ de Mars. And here I am again in Les Halles.